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beckyblackbooks:

Mortal enemies.

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fuck-kirk:

potatofuzz:

What I want my ships to do:

  • buy a kitten or a puppy or a turtle
  • snuggle in a big blanket
  • hold hands
  • nibble on wristbones
  • whisper into necks
  • be lazy
  • buy food
  • feed each other gummy worms
  • laugh a lot
  • laugh more
  • headbutts
  • get really happy
  • BANG
  • eat hearty breakfasts like sausage and pancakes with syrup
  • argue over which avenger is the hottest
  • make scrapbooks
  • visit family
  • sing really loud in the car

WHAT THEY ACTUALLY DO

  • Die

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maleteen:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD WE ARE TAKING OUR MATH EXAM AND SOME GIRL JUST YELLED OUT “THERE’S NO WAY I GOT 11 MILLION AS MY FUCKING ANSWER”

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marcelines-pet:

of-castles-and-converses:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

Awwwwwww cutie

that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck

dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics  are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times

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stormchasing12:

red-black-diamonds:


THIS IS THAT SASSY DOG

AHMAHGOD

THIS IS THE BEST POST I’VE EVER SEEN. CAN’T BREATHE

stormchasing12:

red-black-diamonds:

THIS IS THAT SASSY DOG
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AHMAHGOD
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THIS IS THE BEST POST I’VE EVER SEEN. CAN’T BREATHE

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jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

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PETITION FOR GINA TORRES TO PLAY WONDER WOMAN

amgkatt:

BECAUSE
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JUST
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LET ME JUST SAY

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IF YOU DON’T ALREADY THINK THIS WOMAN IS AN AMAZONIAN PRINCESS
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YOU ARE DOING IT TOO WRONG FOR WORDS.

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runningwithguts:

Dear shortmom

These are Cadbury Egg brownies.

I didn’t use the original type of Cadbury Eggs, because they are super gross. And I really like chocolate. The brownies have three types of chocolate in the batter (not including the eggs, which are essentially two additional types of chocolate).

Coworkers asked what the occasion was. “Discount Easter Candy Day. Duh.”

Love,

Maps

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