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Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [2/4] inspired by x

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I wish I was hot enough to where I could be sad and people would think I’m mysterious and try to figure me out

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goodenoughforjazz:

if you’ve never been riding in a car and dramatically looked out the window while a sad song was playing you’re lying

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I often find myself wondering why there isn’t a Rumpelstiltskin based gay-porn called Rumpled Foreskin.

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bigyiff94:

Horror movie idea: a succubus who picks up guys at bookstores by playing manic pixie dream girl. They go on a date and everything’s perfect. The entire movie is an indie rom com until they sleep together for the first time and she rips out his heart and eats it. The movie ends with her “accidentally bumping into” another guy at a bookstore. The cycle begins again

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